hello? is it me you're looking for??

Random 1: Immaculately-mannered hotel recep


(phonerecorded operator)
Hi! Thank you for calling Fullerton Singapore, your call is important to us, please wait as our staff will attend to you shortly. *cue cheesy music*


For general equiries, press 1, for room reservations, press 2, for corporate enquiries, press 3, for billing services and payment enquiries, press 4, for meeting room reservation, press 5, to arrange for a two way airport transfers, press 6, for enquries of our facilities press 7, to speak to our customer service officer, press 0.


*ok! i press ZERO.


*Cheesy music*


"I'm sorry..all our operators are busy at the momeeen.."


*ring ring tone*


(methinks..yay! finally!)


*phone picks up


i go "HI! I'm beverly from brocade comm,,..."


"Hi! Thank you for calling Fullerton Singapore...."


(methinks..shit, another voicemail. So i press zero again)


"Hi! Thank you for calling..."


ZERO


ZERO


ZERO


'Hi..thank.."


i go.."are you a machine or are you a person?"


"Hi, I'm a person...thank you for calling Fullerton..."


aH! A PERSON! REAL PERSON!




out of point:
Anyways, if fullerton is what simple is to simpleton
then after 1 chappati, 1 cheese naan and some murtabak,
I think im quite the quintessential Fuller-ton.