stats in the city

This is great. ** stab me in the eye puhlease** First official day in school, im feeling happy. woo~ Not the deliriously ecstatic form, but a more subdued one. Satisfied it is. This sounds remotely sadistic, coming out of mouth. Oh well, the only rain on my parade would have to be the rain literally, which resulted in squishy shoes. There were 2 lectures today, man! The boredom was wretchedly insidious. All the bad karma accumulated must have metamophosized and returned in the form of some evil maths formula. Just like the seed of Chucky albeit with a more potent vengeance. much as i wish to proclaim stoic acceptance in the face of de puke-inducing maths modules, im sorry it just wouldn't do. My tolerance to math is virtually zilch. So im just gonna wine and dine (whine and die) this whole semester about the absolute insanity of maths. First, Stats. The lecture was filled with a truckload of mathsy stuff, starting all the way from the summation sign. gag me. I do have a pathological fear for maths, & an intense mutual hate going on between us. yup, you get the drift. Finally, some doubts were cleared. so histograms has nothing whatsoever to do with history. okie, point taken. Next was OB. Hmm..this is really distracting coz of the uncanny resemblance to BO, which kinda gives me the impression that the subject stinks even before i've got any clue about it. So i'm thinking wet smelly foot cum bacteria infested armpits. talk about Aroma theraphy. right..armpits..the only pits you cant fall into. never mind. okie, i shan't complain so much that's my new yr resolution by the way. Just did it. Just broke it. Just heck it.

okie an uneventful beginning of a fresh school term. Itz amazing that u can actually get tired from being in a perpetual mental comatic state.I'm still so into the Girl from Ipanema, as well as relishing in absolute lunacy at the way Ipanema sounds. cant help waxing lyrical about it. So apparently this is bossa nova, totally digging it right now. in the same way where maths is digging my grave. Its ro-ro-romantic, it only gets sappy and sappier, and u-get-wat-i-mean. (Mean is also the summation of x divide by n). Not the kind u listen and makes you wanna bawl ur guts out, but juz makes u feel la-la-la. sweeeet.

so, the horoscopes say that Librians are decadent, self-indulgent, and they enjoy some engaging mental and physical stimulation. Fantastic, that is so flattering. **eyeballs stuck to the ceiling** all the weird stuff in one breath. I was never quite a staunch believer of the astrological signs, despite the art-fart nature. Nothin quite so logical bout that, especially the fortune tellers that dabble with astrology never fails to include parrots. my impression of astrology is somewat cliche. one indian fortune teller with a deck of cards and one hopping green parrot. Parrots can never be trusted to predict the stars. They kinda juz repeat stuff. I dun like parrots. Once a parrot called me stupid again and again in chinese (3rd word in its vocab besides hello and bye bye), and i kinda tried to distract it but it juz rambled on. so de parrot by calling me stupid, hit one raw nerve with a stinging smack. funny how i actually am bothered bout wat a bird-brain says. That's it! i'll pluck out all ur green feathers, weave it into a feather boa, and give it to the mamasan along joo chiat road as a belated xmas prezzie. ahh..no..tt's so evil. funny why all the indecency/lasciviousness/horniness/wanton seems to be a feature of Librians. Esp the physical stimulation part. REEEdiculous! self-indulgent maybe.

today de OB lecturer said smthg that tweaked my interest a wee bit. She was saying tt at some point of our life, we should be questioning our existence. yep, and so everybody who starts questioning will no doubt stand up and leave. today was really a long one, after school was a church meeting that ended at close to 11. The church was looking at a combined youth service, sounds really interesting but we really gotta play by ear. One question was the cohesion between the youth from the 3 congregations. It is no secret that dere were really some deep-seated misunderstandings in the past. Im juz praying this would not caused strained relations when we meet.

so dere's really no exciting boo boo happening right now...sigh..so seriously, if u were expecting some jokes. u must be seriously joking.