just be considerate

Frankly i have nothing to talk So in a form of writing i shall blog Today on a bus i sit In this sweltering afternoon heat As the journey starts to go I wanted to sleep, but lo and behold! The bumpy ride was a major frustration But something caught my bloody attention I spy with my little eye And see this suspicious looking guy There he was standing beside a pole His hands were in all the wrong places I know Apparently dicky wicky is getting a little itchy So funny guy is feeling a tad bitchy He decides to scratch the you-know-where Ignoring the people standing over there And then he starts scratching like no tomorrow So everyone's eyes cant help but follow! "Stop scratching your Head!" I say (in my head) Surely that does not make my day Listen up dude! story-telling session for you! Once upon a time...(gee..don't you just Luuurrrvveee this stunted rhyme!) There was a matchstick who couldn't Re-Stand it. So he happily went a-Head and scratched abIT. Scratch Scratch! Scratch!! he went He scratched until there was a dent! "But good golly miss molly!" it cried! For it had gotten a little frightabout the little something in his sight. It saw its fingers starting to burn. And dammit! he knew the tables had been turned!holy moly! Fore-degree burns! Ho say i tell you.. Hope this teaches you much about something ado! So for goodness sake..Don't do public scratching or try to pull a fake! Cause that just really just takes the cake! Lesson learnt is be considerate okay.. I most certainly don't want my eyes to decay.

So if you still don't understand this joke

I suggest you look at the mirror now and give your eyeball one big poke!