Aiyo. Hearing one line from Toni Braxton..makes my heart go a-shiver. Wah. So fast ah? Like when you watch romantic sappy shows..


No matter how i try to tell myself. Hey! Thats only a sappy marketing ploy. Oh and see thats how they use the yada yada yada thing to elicit sap outta us. And these are a sequence of emotive words yada yada yada. Still! I fall for it! hahaha..


Some people just got THAT face that feel, that funny something something...that makes me wanna ruffle their hair, and go awwww...like WHY are you so sweet and cute! And i feel like hugging them till their eyeballs pop out. Little poonchunwaicalvin has this thang.


i dunno i dunno. What a frat of a confused being! Jemgabis! =) nevermind. hahaha


So tired..shall go and count sheep. One woolly sheep jumps over the fence...two woolly sheep hops over the greens...three woolly sheep trots across the field...all the woolly sheep go baa baa baa. I have wool three bags full! Shave all the wool becomes a lamb...one hairless lamb, two hairless lambs..three hairless lambs...frisking on the grass. They thought...hmmm..the grass is greener on the other side.!


So they went over and met the boy-who-cried wolf. He cried thrice. Called for fun. Wolf came the third time..ate up all the lamb chop. The self-same wolf went and blew the houses of the three little pigs. The three little pigs squealled their asses off and twelve pig trotters went trotting very fastly across the forest. And they ran into the houses of snow white and the seven dwarves. They become friends.


Pigs are not known for being smart. Even the smartest of the three has an IQ of like...70? So the mentally challenged unfortunately got their drinks spiked by the vertically-challenged. So Dopey put dope in their soup and they fell into a pigsleep. So the evil dwarves roasted them. The evil dwarves even conspired to push humpty dumpty off the wall, just so that they could have scrambled eggs for breakfast. How evil! When they were about to feast into the tasty pigmeat. The witch from the south smelt the delicious-i'm-so-curious aroma!


So she prepared a tasty applicious apple to tempt the snow white. Snow white fell into a slumber. The seven dwarves thought she died and they cried themselves into despair. And they were so depressed, they went to jump off a bush. Being vertically-challenged, the bush was like a skyscrapper to the dingy dwarves. They died.


Snow White was kissed by the handsome Prince. Then the sunshone on snow white, and she became tanned. She had forgotten her sunscreen! Gee! So she was tall and tanned and young and lovely..but the super-ficial prince did not like the girl-from-ipanema kind. He is racist and does not like black beauty. He thought snow white reminded him of a horse.


Then he eloped with sleeping beauty. Who happened to awaken from her comatic state. They danced happily beside the beach in a romanauseous-esque state (burp). (sorry) Then..a tsunami came! oooh ooh ah! They fell into the deep sea. Where they found that the seaweed is greener then the grass on land.


They met little mermaid. At first they thought. Fillet o'fish! But the prince couldn't resist the bikini-toting mermaid. He felt very at home. The singaporean prince thought she looked like the female mer-lion back home. So anyways, he asked sleeping beauty to sleep all she wants, best is she go sleeps like forever, and he went with little mermaid.


But ursala the purple octopus with fat tentacles did not like the prince! So she wanted to humtum the little mermaid! But luckily the ugly duckling was swimming nearby and she asked the little mermaid to fastly swim on shore. They hecked the prince, who eventually drowned and became plankton for the blue whale.


Then little duckling and little mermaid rolled onto the shore, and met jack & jill who rolled down from the hill. They bummed into each other. And all of them died.


Then one woolly sheep jumps over the fence to see what happened! For the commotion had alerted its sheep ears. So it called the second woolly sheep and it hops over the greens...followed by the third woolly sheep who trots across the field....


yawn! I am bored.